February 2012
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January 2012
19 posts
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: I think I’m gonna go to sleep now. TV: lol but good shows are on. iPod: sleep? Is that a new app? Sleeping position: lol I’m not gonna be comfortable. Mind: what’s the meaning of life though? Tempurature: lol it’s too hot and too cold. Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
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Trufax
I love talking to my boyfriend and Kelley. They both truly make me happy. I can’t wait to see them.
And I wanna see my panda too.
6-word short stories
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
December 2011
14 posts
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I wanna bone Bradley James.
cosmothefairy:
and satan said, “let there be comic sans”
Like hell I did.
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I’ve become very happy. I don’t want this to end.
November 2011
5 posts
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October 2011
13 posts
I take back every good thing I said about you. You are a piece of shit.
I get it. I know I’m not the prettiest girl. Or the skinniest for that matter. I may not be the smartest but you know what? I have feelings. I have emotions. They get hurt a lot. I’m honestly tired of it all. You know I thought dating Henry would be a good thing for me. We have more in common.
But damn. I don’t want this to be another Richard situation. I don’t want to be...
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